Cete and Parl!

Omg you guys!
The magic happened, yesterday evening in London.

PETE AND CARL REUNITED!
PETE AND CARL REUNITED!
PETE AND CARL REUNITED!
PETE AND CARL REUNITED!
PETE AND CARL REUNITED!

They played a few songs together on stage during one of Pete's concerts.
Heart!

(this pic wasn't made at the actual show, but it still is too damn good not to post it)

WANT NEED NOW

I've found the musthave of the month:



This, my friends, is not a glorious piece of art as one must have expected. Nay, it is the print on pair of tight by Celeste Stein, the Most Glorious Woman in the world. They're available at Mytights.com and I want them now. So buy them for me, plz.

Buy.

Buy.

BUY.

BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xoxo Willy

Oh shit,

We're off to *sniff sniff* rehab again for 7 days. We need it desperately *sniff sniff*. This time it's somewhere in Sweden. We'll just take Amy *sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff* with us if that's alright?

Spotted: Willy and Dick, shopping

Tragic

Luke Pritchard in a headband. Another victom of hipsterdom. Sad, really...

xoxo Willy

Matchy matchy

There once was a young musician, called Samuel Preston, widely known as, well, Preston, singer of The Ordinary Boys. He melted the hearts of girls, mothers and gays all around the UK with his geeky glasses, his Argyle sweaters and preppy hairdo.

So, what on earth has happened to this charming man? Those shorts! Those shoes! That cow-legged lassie next to him!(WTF was wrong with the lovely, natural beauty called Chantelle?)

Dear Preston, just look at Jefferson and Anouck. Now THAT's how you dress as a couple without being matchy matchy icky picky poo white legs white legs yuk!

So,

Just went to see the SATC movie... And sorry to inform you, it wasn't that good.
The fashion was B-E-A-utiful, Carrie was cute, Miranda suddenly knew how to dress, Charlotte was happy as a hippo, Samantha was Samantha, the sentence 'I couldn't help but wonder...' was being pronounced, Stanford returned in amazing outfits, the ALT made a glorious cameo, Plum Sykes made a sucky cameo, Jen Hud's acting was so bad it hurt but made me laugh at the same time, Samantha made sushi, Carrie wore a bird...
Well then, what was missing?

Answer: This, my dear friends.




Amen.




xoxo
Dick

Talk dirty to me

Ok confession: I'm totally obsessed by Gossip Girl, and I soooo know that a lot of you are too. Sure, it's the most unrealistic show about New York since Sex and the City, and don't even get me started on The O.C. resemblance. But, it's better than the O.C., Marissa was SUCH a whiny bitch. I'm glad she's dead. There. I said it. What do you mean, I watch too much tv? Isn't 8 hours healthy?

Anyway, one of the reasons I've been watching horibbly streamed video's on Youku for the last couple of months is Chuck Bass. He is awesome, fo realz. Every show needs a character needs a character like this. He's the 21st century Fonz. He's has a shitload of money and he's hot. He had me at money...

Just look at the sweater vest! The incredibly gay bangs! The gaudy watch! His pervert dad in the background (you just know that he did 'things' with him when he was five)! I am in love...

Another thing that I love about the show is the craaaazy fashion. I wish I could've gone to school dressed like that. They look like Cher from Clueless on combined with Teen Vogue models and a dash of hipster. For example:

Serena and Blair, you rule. I just want to say that the stylists on Gossip Girl totally copied their looks from us. Seriously, they look eerily like me and Dick... I think we have doppelganger syndrome!

xoxo Willy

Hey, who would have thought...

Stalin was kinda cute in his early years(aged 23 here)?
Thanks for sharing wisdom with us, Wikipedia!



xoxo
Dick

Dammit, Perez!

First of all, don't get me wrong: I love, love, love and adore Perez. It's the first page I see when I open my beloved MacBookie(mah bebeh!) in the morning, while enjoying a croissant à la La Vache Qui Rit and some fruit. Well, forget about the fruit by the way, all you need in the morning is some cholesterol enhancing nourishment.
So anyhoo, Perez is my hero. It's the best place for scoops and hilarious Lil' Kim pics.

But, the point de critique: among the numerous celebs Perez seems to hate, are two of our all time favourites: Mossy and Kiki! Come on, Perez! Kate is SOOOO not ready for retirement! So please don't show the world the most unflattering pics of Willy and Dick's favourite aunt (uncle Karl agrees), because YOU'RE UGLY TOO! That's right! And Kiki is a very talented actress. Period. So dear Perez, please quit teasing our favourites, and find another victim.*








*Tip: Agyness. Such an annoying biatch.

This just in: Weezer is fucking genius.

Weezer is back with a new album, and it sounds awesome. But the real genius that is Weezer is proven in their new video for Pork & Beans. If you're a Youtube freak like us, you'll loooooove this, it's so good! I mean, Chrissy Crocker is in it! Who, by the way, isn't such an idiot as one might think, you should watch some of video's, he has some pretty sound things to say about the whole Youtube celebrity thing. No srsly, I'm not kidding!!

Anyhoo, just watch and enjoy...



xoxo Willy

They tried to make us go... and we did!

Sorry guys, we've been in rehab! But we broke out and we're back to binge drinking, so we're gonna get all Winehouse on your ass and start blogging again!

xoxo Willy and Dick

Let's max out our creditcards!

The weather is gorgeous here in the Netherlands, don't know about you in the rest of the world! While I was lounging about in my pj's it was all fine and dandy, but then I had an epiphany: I've got nothing in my closet anymore for this kind of weather! Well ok, ok I admit that's a bit of an exaggeration, but I have this thing that I can't really enjoy the weather if haven't got anything new to wear for it. Call me crazy, but you know, shopaholicism is a disease, so screw you!

I was going through my inspirational pictures, and I found this one of Kate Bosworth. This is a perfect example of how I like to dress when it's warm out: simple, unfussy, and with a white tank. I love tanks, especially white ones, I wear them every single day. I looked around, WhoWhatWearDaily style for cheaper alternatives to her look, 'cause frankly, we're not all mildly talented actresses with a nice paycheck. Of course, you all already have a white tank, but if you're in dire need of a new one, this one from American (€ 22,-)Apparel will do the trick.

Now, a strapless dress is hard to buy online, because it really needs to fit around the boobies, so I suggest just going to Zara for that one. But I found a really cute one from Topshop (£50,-), with a flower print that's really on trend. They now ship to the Netherlands, so YAY! You can also get this (€19,90) one from H&M, a really versatile style.

A similiar style to Kate's cute anklestrap flats can be found here (€59.95) by Swedish brand Vagabond, they have some awesome styles! I'm really in love with gladiator style sandals, they would also look amazing with this look.

And now for the dreamticket: the Chloé Saskia bag (€1210,-) would look perfect with this laidback look. I'm salivating just looking at this bag, I'm in looooooooooove... Just a reminder, my birthday is only a month away. (HINT).

xoxo Willy

Oh, no Carine!

Hmmm, what do you guys think of the Julianne Moore Paris Vogue cover? My first reaction was: 'Ewwwww!'
I mean, who cares about those Miley Cyrus pics? 40+ people in awkward poses are much, much worse. And also, this pic reminds me too much of Madonna's horrifying Hard Candy album cover... Guess it's the hey-look-at-my-crotch!- element that does it. And the outfit... the outfit.... NO.
Carine, you disappoint us!


At least Liya Kebede and Amy Astley agree...


















xoxo
Dick

Skippy, Hop!

Just found the strangest vid in years...! It's 70's porn, called: BAT PUSSY! The xxx bits are cut out, but there's still enough to laugh at!
So go ahead and laugh like you've never laughed before!


Oh hell this is so funny!
LOL

xoxo
Dick

In support of our fellow bloggers.

This is a genius new blog, things you can´t do coked up. `Make your parents proud, unless your name is Escobar' GENIUS! I bet Lindsay Lohan is having so much ´OMFG that so happened to me once` and `Yeah they´re right on that one` while reading it. Right, Blowhan??



Don´t look that way at me missy, you can´t even sit in a carseat while you´re coked up!



Ok, to be fair, I think this one was alcohol and Xanax. Carry on!

Xoxo, Willy

Sweet karma

Sorry, another video, but this one is just too damn good to pass up!



This movie makes such a good point, sometimes people just have to stop with the annoying pranks and jokes!!

xoxo Willy

Hipster Olympics

Haha, this is kinda hilarious! American Apparel Instant Replay! Haha!


xoxo,
Dick

Goth Juice

We here at Willy and Dick are major fans of the Mighty Boosh, sadly for us Dutchies only to be viewed on the internet... It's hard to explain, you just have to watch! Like this one, Tundra Rap:



ICE! FLOW! NOWHERE TO GO! ICE! FLOW! NOWHERE TO GO!

Or this little gem, the Soup Song:



Crouton, crouton! I mean, like duhhh it's so awesome! I like to think that me and Dick are the Dutch Mighty Boosh. Only with worse hair. Enjoy!!

xoxo Willy

HA! Cuteness that isn't a kitteh.

Dick and I are just a freezer full of Ben & Jerry's and a bottle of Jack Daniels away of becoming krazy kat ladies, I thought I'd post something about another cute animal, panda's! Click this link for a video of the most useless animal on the planet. Srsly, they walk like Japanese schoolgirls. If they walk, they're mostly carried, lazy bitches.

xoxo Willy

Posh don't like the sweaties...

"EEWWZZZ U DRRTY MAN!
GIT UR SW3ATY FACE OUT OV HERE!!!!"

I'm sooo on team Vicky B... Gotta love this bitch!

xoxo,
dick

A match made in vegan heaven.

Natalie Portman & Devendra Banhart. Perfection. I spotted a Devendra doppelganger Thursday while clubbing, maybe I should hook up with him so I can recreate this beautiful moment...

xoxo Willy

Image via Jezebel.

dEUS

I'm loving the new dEUS album, Vantage Point. They're my fav Belgians! Here's their single "The Architect", but "Slow" is worth checking out too. They're appearing at Lowlands, guess who's gonna stand upfront? Moi!



And am I the only one who's getting hot and bothered by Tom Barman? He's like 17 years older than I am, but, that ain't that bad right? Right?



This one is for Dick:


Tom with Koen Wauters from Clouseau. It's a private joke..

xoxo Willy

The Gayz

I've not been very good at posting this week, and yesterday I was too busy getting drunk and calling random people, so you know, BUSY BUSY BUSY! So now I present you with an ode to one my favourite gays (I have so many, I'm such a hag), Bryanboy. He's already on our blog reel, so you have NO excuse for not visiting his blog yet. He can get a bit pro ana sometimes, but we're krazy kat ladies, so who are we to judge right? Can I get an AMEN PLEASE???!! Ahum, sorry still drunk..

Anyhoo, just look at this outfit! I would totally wear this. I love that hat, I've been looking for one. I saw a really good one at the Zara men's department, cause there the only ones that fit my fat head. Shall I buy? Share below!



Here's another gem! I so need to cut off some oversize jeans and cuff them, it looks just like Alexander Wang summer '08. Genius.



Baboosh!

xoxo Willy

Images via Bryanboy.

Sweeet!

xoxo,
Dick

Kat, I'm a Kitty Kat...

And he doesn't dance, dance, dance, I'd say... Meet our new Italian kitty kat friend Orazio. Grossisimo:
16 Kg's of love, baby!

xoxo,
Dick

Pass me the Sake, plz.

My new Connies and I went on a little trip today. We went to Kroller-Muller museum, somewhere in, well, the middle of nowhere. The museum's not that famous(though it is in fact a wonderful museum), but oh!, how delightful is it that those luverly Japanese tourists always seem find their way to Van Gogh paintings! The earless sicko calls them in their sleep, I'd guess, and then he brainwashes them so they will only travel in groups, accompanied by their beloved Sony and Louis Vuitton. Something like that.

But when I grow up, uncle Karl, it is my dream to become one of them! Despite their awkward way of dressing(large floppy hats, khaki shorts, 'I Love Venice'-buttons, 'I Love Bratwurst'-buttons, etc.) they just look cute as a fluffy pink rabbit! Anyway, she does:






















Couldn't help but think about this Japanese tourguide's priceless outfit I once saw ALL DAY!

xoxo
Dick

Cupcake Waltz!

Brought to you by the magic op stop motion! A guy named Matthew made these with burned cupcakes. Well, if you´re not gonna eat ´em, better make ´em dance!



xoxo Willy

This outfit...

Should have been worn by me!
So, SO jealous.
Thanks a lot, Mr. Sartorialist.
(click on the image to see a larger version, but careful, darlings, it will make you even more jealous.)










Xoxo,
Dick

Thiz iz teh cuteness

Who doesn't love those krazy kats? Here's a supercute clip of cat playing a theremin, which, according to Wikipedia is " The theremin is one of the earliest electronic musical instruments, and the first musical instrument played without being touched[...]To play, the player moves his hands around the antennas, controlling frequency (pitch) and amplitude (volume). The theremin is associated with "alien", surreal, and eerie-sounding portamento, glissando, tremolo, and vibrato sounds." Whatevs, it's sooo cute! Watch it till the end, I totally LOLed!



xoxo Willy

Arty Farty Time with.... Willy 2

This time I'm going modern, people! Ryan McGinley is one of the most influential young photographers. He uses mostly young models, and they hardly wear anything more than their own pubes. Placed in a background of uninterrupted nature, smoke machines and fireworks, it results in an ethereal world of unspoiled beauty and a strange innocence. He spent the whole summer working on his new project "I Know Where the Summer Goes", on the road with his crew of young models, touring through the American landscape. It's now on display in Team Gallery in NY, so buy your plainticket now, and buy me one too while your at it!

This piece is called 'Falling (Cornfield)'. 2007.



While he said in the past that he wasn't into doing fashion photography, I suspect money has seduced him into a few photoshoots. He's responsible for my favourite Kate Moss shoot ever,'Dream Girl' from W, June 2007.




xoxo Willy

View more of McGinley's work here.
View the an excerpt of the Kate Moss shoot here.

Music Minute

Fun video from the band Little Man Tate. It's called House Party at Boothey's and it contains the genius lyrics: scenesters dancing in V-neck sweaters. Couldn't be more true.



xoxo Willy

Willy and Dick visit their favourite uncle.

He always has the best Christmas presents.

xoxo Willy

SO pissed off!!!

Most of my friends and especially my mother know that I want to achieve just one thing in life, and only when I have accomplished this particular ordeal, I am able to die happy. It has been the guiding light through the darkest patches on the road that is life, lifting my soul out of the darkest depths of sartorial misery. This near impossible quest is to obtain The Perfect Pair Of Red Boots. And I kid you not when I say that this is nigh impossible. I have combed through every shoe store from London to motherfucking Groningen. Never have I found that pair that's just perfect; the right shade of red, my size, right length, etc. Untill now. And they're not mine.



Agathe of Stylebytes owns them!! And she bought them for next to nothing!! You know, this is proof that there is like, no God. Okay, I'm exaggerating, it just proves that Satan exists, and that he doesn't like me. Agathe, if you read this, look into your heart, and FedEx the boots to me! I'll pay double what you payed! At least, if they're a size 40.

God, I am so depressed right now. I need a drink.

xoxo Willy.

Image via Stylebytes.

3D Popup

You probably remember those popup books you 'read' when you were little. They were the cutest, really. Well, lately it seems they're back, everywhere, in a more adultlike version. Gosh, this makes me so happy! Yay!
You already know that Shitdisco video, of course. That vid is so cute it actually makes me like their music. And trust me, I don't want to(remember the time when bands spent more time composing music than making up band names...)!
Then I came across this Lexus commercial. Yes, Lexus, speedy, flashy, Lexus. Advertising with a popup!
But the best one is definitely this video. It is in fact going to be published as a book, called "ABC3D". It's made by Marion Bataille, a Parisian graphic designer. I'm in total awe!

Trend, no?


Kthxbai!
xo dick

HIGHlarious

Omg, omg click on this link, and prepare to laugh. Srsly, it´s pretty cheesy, but it´s soooo funny! Weird how the human psyche works. You see somebody in pain, and you laugh about it... Well, whatevs, just enjoy!

xoxo Willy

Shoppi Shoppi

So, I went shopping today!
The harvest:













These earrings. Not sure about them... But I couldn't resist! Thank you H&M! Because, if you look closely inside the hoops it's... ORIGAMI PIGEONS!!!!! Omg! Fabu!
Who is it that designs this stuff, one could wonder.














New Connies!!! I'd never seen these before.
Iz laik wearin jeanz on ur feet! But they're too clean right now, they need sum hard partying to look better.














This t-shirt dress. My door doesn't wear it quite as well as I do, though...

Kthxbai!
xo Dick

Marion Cotillard in 'La Vie en Rose'

This weekend, while being bored and tired from partying, I watched 'La Vie en Rose'. I wanted to see how Oscar-worthy Marion Cotillard really was. Well. It was AMAZING. Really! And, you're one hell of an actress if you can change your look from this:























To this:

Xoxo
Dick

Respect.

WHO in the world would wear shoes like this? During Milan Fashion Week, of all weeks? You´d have to be Wonder Woman or at least like, God. I´ll tell you who would:





This woman, who´s name is Louise. She was writing an article about wearing crazy shoes during Fashion Week. I am in awe of you Louise. Screw Jesus, you are my religion now.

Peace out, Willy

Arty Farty Time With.... Willy

I suspect some of you lazy farts never go to a museum (with exceptions, off course...), because you all spend way too much time on ze internets. Well, then I´ll just bring the museum to you! I mean, I do study Art History at university, so I know what I´m talking about, most of the time... So I present to you one of my favourite Rembrandt´s, just for shits ´n giggles. Take note that Ganymedes is actually peeing. They don´t cost that much without a reason...



Rembrandt van Rijn - The kidnapping of Ganymedes

Enjoy!

Love, Willy

Barbican power

Now THIS is going to be the best thing ever!

Kthxbai
xo
Dick

Mixtapes

A friend recommended this website to me: Muxtape. Click click click! Here you can make your own digital mixtape! Le sigh! Sweet melancholy! Those were the days, those old-fashioned mixtape days. When this little girl was still obsessed with The Cranberries, WetWetWet and Laura Pausini. When Geri was still a Spice Girl, and it was still okay to dance to Haddaway. (or was I the only one doing that...) If you're curious about my current favourites, click here.

Kthxbai!
xoxo
Dick

Mes disques sont un miroir...

Wow.
Wow.






















This is such an inspirational pic!
It's my girl France Gall together with Serge Gainsbourg, and, as you all know, they are together the creators of The Greatest Song Of All Time. (Yes, I am indeed obsessed with 'Poupee de Cire, Poupee de Son', so, so, obsessed.)
I just love her outfit here! It's glitzy, it's OTT, it's feathers, it's That Haircut... And just the whole setting. Just wanted to share it with you guys!

Kthxbai!
xo Dick

Blogger cool.

I personally love browsing the web to find some blogs about some seriously stylish people. And not so surprisinlgy, most of those people reside in Scandinavia and the UK. The States have serious fashionistas as well, but they're all in NY or LA, because the rest of America is fat and unstylish. (KIDDING! I've never been there!).

Now, I love two kinds of sites; girls who document what they wear everyday en where they get their inspiration from, and then there's the whole streetstyle thing.

In the first category I have some favs:
1) Susie Bubble at Stylebubble.
Her inspirations vary wildly, but the outcome is always gorgeous and a little but out there. To me she is someone I really admire for daring to wear something seriously stylish.

2) Agathe Bjørnsdatter from StyleBytes. (Pictured above)
As if Scandinavia needed another style icon, here's another one! She's from Norway, and is a tad more relaxed and 'clean' in her styling compared to Susie Bubble. It's closer to what I like to wear, because my lifelong dream is to one day, become a Scandinavian myself. (Going to Stockholm in July, so here's hoping!).

In streetstyle I LOVE the unavoidable Sartorialist. For real, he finds THE best outfits, and he is a straight man! I always look forward to his fashion week coverage at Style.com, but his current trip to India proves that fashionable people are to be found everywhere in the world. (Except Prague, but that's a whole other story...)
I also regurlarly check the StockholmStreetStyle site. And then I realize I need to buy a whole other wardrobe for my trip, because even the dogs there are outdressing me! Some hot guys as well, rrrrrrr....

xoxo Willy

Justice for all!

Have you guys heard about the emo attacks in South America? Well it took long enough! These kids needed to get a good ass whooping, so that they could stop WHINING already.
I mean, just look at them... I'm getting agressive just staring at their matching eyeliner. Great, now I'm just gonnna have to find some emo for myself to beat up!
Here's some more info for the people who want to join the war against emo's. If only Bush had started that one, he would be soooo popular right now!

xoxo Willy

Just because...

Which one of these guys would you marry? I'm having a little difficulty deciding.

Contestant No. 1:
Mika

- Possibility of sharing outfits
- Would not mind if fat and/or transgender, seems to love outcasts
Con:
- Gay as a fruitcake
- Falsetto voice highly suspicious







Contestant No. 2:
Mark Ronson
Pro:
- Friends with Wino. Would make fun wedding singer
- Would serenade me?
Con:
- Slept in same room with Michael Jackson once
- Brother of Samantha Ronson






Contestant No. 3:
Carl Barat
Pro:
- Friend of Pete but cuter
- Friend of Pete.
Con:
- Friend of Pete but not as cool
- Friend of Pete but they prolly don't talk that often.






Contestant No. 4:
Cillian Murphy
Pro:
- Those eyes, those eyes
- Irish accent sexy!
Con:
- Married plus baby
- This movie








Dammit! If only that Murphy guy weren't married.

Kthxbai,
Dick

This just in...

Kate Moss and Jamie Hince of The Kills are apparently getting married! It´s a match made in coke dealers heaven! No for real I heart Mossy & Hotel!




It´s loooove! Look they´re in Amsterdam, it brings out the best in all of us...

xoxo Willy

Let´s get physical!

If you´re a man/woman who isn´t born with that annoying "Oh my metabolism is just quick" gene, you´ve probably done some form of exercise at a gym. Everybody´s there for the same reason, just wanna get in shape, look hot in a bikini, whatevs. So I ask you; WHY is everybody so incredibly fucking annoying at gyms?

If you only glance at your chosen machine of torture (or: treadmill), somebody will cut you off and begin running like they´re being chased by the ghost of their own fat selves. Or if you´re using a machine the wrong way, they give you a look best summed up as a combination of detest and "oh poor little fat girl, just give up trying. Here, have a donut!".

Maybe I´m just bitter... All I´m saying, why can´t it be more like this:


xoxo Willy

Go cry, emo kid!

Just found The Most Amazing Thing Ever on amazon.com. And the beautiful piece of literature is called: 'Everybody Hurts, an essential guide to emo-culture.' OMG so effing brilliant!
Some emo-kid (probably these kids, or this lovely girl) posted this as a reaction on the book:



"The authors are self-congratulating, depressed, angry critics of anything different from their uppity, self-righteous, arrogant opinions of how people should be. Reading the the book is like reading a mentally ill sociopath's recipe for a happy life. It is not a good read and I suggest you don't bother with this book as it is whining garbage and will ruin your day."

So now you know it's a must-read! Only $11,16. So, iz mah burzdai May 18th. :-)
(While busy shopping, please buy me this shirt too at palmercash.com.)

Kthxbai!
Love,
Dick

Anything you can do...

Welcome!

Helleur, helleur,

Welcome to this blog, totally, utterly, and righteously so, dedicated to the world of Willy and Dick.

Welcome my friend, welcome.