Oh shit,

We're off to *sniff sniff* rehab again for 7 days. We need it desperately *sniff sniff*. This time it's somewhere in Sweden. We'll just take Amy *sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff* with us if that's alright?

Spotted: Willy and Dick, shopping

Tragic

Luke Pritchard in a headband. Another victom of hipsterdom. Sad, really...

xoxo Willy

Matchy matchy

There once was a young musician, called Samuel Preston, widely known as, well, Preston, singer of The Ordinary Boys. He melted the hearts of girls, mothers and gays all around the UK with his geeky glasses, his Argyle sweaters and preppy hairdo.

So, what on earth has happened to this charming man? Those shorts! Those shoes! That cow-legged lassie next to him!(WTF was wrong with the lovely, natural beauty called Chantelle?)

Dear Preston, just look at Jefferson and Anouck. Now THAT's how you dress as a couple without being matchy matchy icky picky poo white legs white legs yuk!

So,

Just went to see the SATC movie... And sorry to inform you, it wasn't that good.
The fashion was B-E-A-utiful, Carrie was cute, Miranda suddenly knew how to dress, Charlotte was happy as a hippo, Samantha was Samantha, the sentence 'I couldn't help but wonder...' was being pronounced, Stanford returned in amazing outfits, the ALT made a glorious cameo, Plum Sykes made a sucky cameo, Jen Hud's acting was so bad it hurt but made me laugh at the same time, Samantha made sushi, Carrie wore a bird...
Well then, what was missing?

Answer: This, my dear friends.




Amen.




xoxo
Dick

Talk dirty to me

Ok confession: I'm totally obsessed by Gossip Girl, and I soooo know that a lot of you are too. Sure, it's the most unrealistic show about New York since Sex and the City, and don't even get me started on The O.C. resemblance. But, it's better than the O.C., Marissa was SUCH a whiny bitch. I'm glad she's dead. There. I said it. What do you mean, I watch too much tv? Isn't 8 hours healthy?

Anyway, one of the reasons I've been watching horibbly streamed video's on Youku for the last couple of months is Chuck Bass. He is awesome, fo realz. Every show needs a character needs a character like this. He's the 21st century Fonz. He's has a shitload of money and he's hot. He had me at money...

Just look at the sweater vest! The incredibly gay bangs! The gaudy watch! His pervert dad in the background (you just know that he did 'things' with him when he was five)! I am in love...

Another thing that I love about the show is the craaaazy fashion. I wish I could've gone to school dressed like that. They look like Cher from Clueless on combined with Teen Vogue models and a dash of hipster. For example:

Serena and Blair, you rule. I just want to say that the stylists on Gossip Girl totally copied their looks from us. Seriously, they look eerily like me and Dick... I think we have doppelganger syndrome!

xoxo Willy

Hey, who would have thought...

Stalin was kinda cute in his early years(aged 23 here)?
Thanks for sharing wisdom with us, Wikipedia!



xoxo
Dick

Dammit, Perez!

First of all, don't get me wrong: I love, love, love and adore Perez. It's the first page I see when I open my beloved MacBookie(mah bebeh!) in the morning, while enjoying a croissant à la La Vache Qui Rit and some fruit. Well, forget about the fruit by the way, all you need in the morning is some cholesterol enhancing nourishment.
So anyhoo, Perez is my hero. It's the best place for scoops and hilarious Lil' Kim pics.

But, the point de critique: among the numerous celebs Perez seems to hate, are two of our all time favourites: Mossy and Kiki! Come on, Perez! Kate is SOOOO not ready for retirement! So please don't show the world the most unflattering pics of Willy and Dick's favourite aunt (uncle Karl agrees), because YOU'RE UGLY TOO! That's right! And Kiki is a very talented actress. Period. So dear Perez, please quit teasing our favourites, and find another victim.*








*Tip: Agyness. Such an annoying biatch.