Monday, 2 June 2008

Dammit, Perez!

First of all, don't get me wrong: I love, love, love and adore Perez. It's the first page I see when I open my beloved MacBookie(mah bebeh!) in the morning, while enjoying a croissant à la La Vache Qui Rit and some fruit. Well, forget about the fruit by the way, all you need in the morning is some cholesterol enhancing nourishment.
So anyhoo, Perez is my hero. It's the best place for scoops and hilarious Lil' Kim pics.

But, the point de critique: among the numerous celebs Perez seems to hate, are two of our all time favourites: Mossy and Kiki! Come on, Perez! Kate is SOOOO not ready for retirement! So please don't show the world the most unflattering pics of Willy and Dick's favourite aunt (uncle Karl agrees), because YOU'RE UGLY TOO! That's right! And Kiki is a very talented actress. Period. So dear Perez, please quit teasing our favourites, and find another victim.*








*Tip: Agyness. Such an annoying biatch.

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