Just because...

Which one of these guys would you marry? I'm having a little difficulty deciding.

Contestant No. 1:
Mika

- Possibility of sharing outfits
- Would not mind if fat and/or transgender, seems to love outcasts
Con:
- Gay as a fruitcake
- Falsetto voice highly suspicious







Contestant No. 2:
Mark Ronson
Pro:
- Friends with Wino. Would make fun wedding singer
- Would serenade me?
Con:
- Slept in same room with Michael Jackson once
- Brother of Samantha Ronson






Contestant No. 3:
Carl Barat
Pro:
- Friend of Pete but cuter
- Friend of Pete.
Con:
- Friend of Pete but not as cool
- Friend of Pete but they prolly don't talk that often.






Contestant No. 4:
Cillian Murphy
Pro:
- Those eyes, those eyes
- Irish accent sexy!
Con:
- Married plus baby
- This movie








Dammit! If only that Murphy guy weren't married.

Kthxbai,
Dick