Matchy matchy

There once was a young musician, called Samuel Preston, widely known as, well, Preston, singer of The Ordinary Boys. He melted the hearts of girls, mothers and gays all around the UK with his geeky glasses, his Argyle sweaters and preppy hairdo.

So, what on earth has happened to this charming man? Those shorts! Those shoes! That cow-legged lassie next to him!(WTF was wrong with the lovely, natural beauty called Chantelle?)

Dear Preston, just look at Jefferson and Anouck. Now THAT's how you dress as a couple without being matchy matchy icky picky poo white legs white legs yuk!